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King of the Cake Fight
Tell you the story about the tubby from Kansas I know I was plump for my age But I knew how to sing and I knew how to dance And knew my way 'round the vaudeville stage Cut all the crap and quit all that slapstick You ain't what you're meant to be Your singing's a grace that you're going to waste Said the voice of the century
I said: Why be second best? We'll see who's laughin' last As I walked out into the stage lights The king of the cake fight
I made a bet you wouldn't believe As I said, I could sing like a bird I'm gonna be on top of the heap Without ever saying a word Now what can I say: The people rejoiced And they loved cracking up over me As the boy with the golden voice Seized the silver screen
I rode my fancy car Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Down sunset boulevard To my mansion by the lakeside The king of the cake fight
You know how it goes, you know what's at stake That fame has a shady side You make a fortune out of throwing a cake And someone always wants a piece of the pie She wasn't much better when she hopped off the train A starlet just drifting along I took her upstairs for a glass of champagne What could ever go wrong?
She don't look so well But what the hell It's gonna be a great night For the king of the cake fight
A DISGRACE AND A SHAME! The king of the cake fight WIPE OUT HIS NAME! The king of the cake fight
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