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Pear Cider
lyin on your back with your hed on a rucksack youve mooved onto festivale town theres nothing much to do but relax in the country side well theres strumin in the distance from a nother field and reggae from a red and white tent a man stumbles by yu with sum pear cider nd he's on his last legs
bewere the pear cider just 2 or 3 will do with the pear inside yu it'll make you pear shaped too well the kids are all painted up and running around smiles on there animal faces thousands of people are drifting over as the band on the main stage is warming up
the flags are waving and the crowd is too at least you got to see one band yu mates and you are like dancing delinquents with pear cider in there hands
bewere the peaer cider just 3 or 4 will do with the pear inside yu it'll make you pear shaped too you realise you've not eaten for a day time for a nothe meel just a berger or falafel or a chilly and naan or just a mung bean and lentall ice cream
well the dawn is breaking on a caberet and we finally found our tents with a nakered guitar Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com and a roaring fire were singing songs that make no sense
just 5 or 6 will do with the pear inside yu it'll make you pear shaped too
(laydies and gentalmen the fresh prince of bell end) it was a west country festivale deborched and crased in the beer tent were i spent most of ma days chillin out maxin rillaxin all cool ill be shootin some pool with some old fool when a cuple of ciders that were up to no good started making rummbles in my belly-good i had one moor whitie and my mate got skaired he said 'you've had to much cider you need some fresh air'
well i wizzed with my mate but when he came in sea shirts were brothers but he was holding a beer if eanything i could say that this sight was rair but then i thoght naa foget it back on to the pear pulled up to the tent about 7 or 8 homed in on my wellys there on smell you later slip in to my duvet i was finally there slip in to a coma as a prince to the pear cider theres nothing you won't do with the pear inside yu it'll make you pear bewere the pear cider theres nothing you won't do with the pear inside yu it'll make you pear bewere the pear cider theres nothing you won't do with the pear inside yu it'll make you pear shaped to (it'll make you spew)
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