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Jilted Hohn
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Gordan Is A Moran
I've been going out with a girl* Her name is Julie But last night she said to me When we were watching telly (this is what she said...) She said 'listen John I love you But there's this bloke I fancy I don't want to two time you So it's the end for you and me.' 'Who's this bloke?' I asked her 'Gordon', she replied 'Not THAT puff!', I said dismayed 'Yes, but he's no puff!' she cried - 'he's more a man than you'll ever be...'
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I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop And guess who was with him Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me Oh, she is cruel and heartless To pack me for Gordon Just cos he's better looking than me Just cos he's cool and trendy Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron
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She's a slag, and he's a creep She is a tart, he's very cheap She is a slut, he thinks he's tough She is a bitch, he is a puff Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair
I'm so upset
Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair... She's a slag, and he's a creep She is a tart, he's very cheap She is a slut, he thinks he's tough She is a bitch, he is a puff...
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