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Tyler Ward
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How Embarrassing
I tripped down the stairs at the mall I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall A whole bunch of people they saw And I just happened to fall and land on my crush
'So when's the baby due?' She said, 'I'm not pregnant!'
In 3rd grade I went to a class swimming party, I was the only one in a speedo, Neato I tried to climb out of my bedroom window with a bed sheet, but I fell and bruised my tailbone Sneezing too hard on your crush and your dreams are crushed I'm the master of awkward moments
I peed myself in church I walked face first into a 2x4 sticking out, it hurt I triggered the fire alarm at school, oh I thought that was cool At the country fair had to throw a ball to win a goldfish I threw the ball, broke a glass, fish went flying, and It landed in this girl's bra... at the country fair
'So when's the baby due?' She said, 'I'm not pregnant!'
I tripped down the stairs at the mall I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall A whole bunch of people they saw And I just happened to fall and land on my crush Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I ripped my pants on the dance floor, dope! I tried to pull open a door, for ten minutes, It was a push door, oh, dope!
I had ants in my pants and my left me half naked In the street to go get clothes, ok And my brother recorded me singing 'I believe I can fly' Played it on the school T.V., I believe I can die!! Farted on a bus and woke myself up I slipped and fell into cow manure, yup.
Walked into a glass door and knocked myself out Most embarrassing moment: Every time I open my mouth I've said, 'What's up Dad?' to a complete stanger Took too many shots of Jäger My tampon fell out at a waterpark I was drunk and thought she could fly, wow
'So when's the baby due?' She said, 'I'm not pregnant!'
I tripped down the stairs at the mall I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall A whole bunch of people they saw And I just happened to fall and land on my crush
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